Patrol Car Philosophers - Removable Patch

Deep thoughts at 2:17 a.m. 🚔

“Patrol Car Philosophers” is for officers who’ve solved half of life’s questions somewhere between calls. Long shifts, quiet streets, and conversations that only happen behind the wheel.

Sized at 3x2 and Velcro compatible, this removable patch moves easily between duty hats, patrol bags, and everyday wear. Smart, subtle, and built for those who think while the city sleeps.

PATCH ATTACH FACTS

Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality

Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler. That’s where Pull Patch comes in. Our patches are like memes for your gear, letting you swap out your mood, flex your humor, or just remind people who's boss.

✅ 100% VELCRO® Compatible – Sticks to any loop surface, so swap it out as often as your mood changes.
✅ Fast & Easy Style Change – No sewing, no hassle, just slap it on & go.
✅ The Perfect Fit – 3” x 2” patches that make a statement without taking over the show.

Express yourself in an instant. Your gear, your rules.

PATCH SPECS

Small But Mighty – Just Like Your Comebacks

✔ 3” x 2” Size – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay sleek.
✔ Built to Last – Made from 100% polyester, because you don’t have time for flimsy gear.
✔ Hook Backing That Sticks Like a Champ – Fully compatible with any VELCRO® loop surface.
✔ Clean-Cut Look – Finished with a sleek black merrowed edge—because details matter.

You bring the attitude, we bring the patches.

PATCH CARE

Keep Your Patch Game Strong

🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.
🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.
🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.
🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing.

Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.