My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet + Magnetic Loop Backing

Fuel efficiency? Questionable. Buffet access? Elite. 🍽️🚢

Our “My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet” patch is made for cruisers who plan their day around meal times—and second meal times. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® compatible, it snaps onto hats, bags, or lanyards with ease. Perfect for sea days, midnight snacks, and anyone who treats the ship like a five-story restaurant with an ocean view.

PATCH ATTACH FACTS

Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality

Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler. That’s where Pull Patch comes in. Our patches are like memes for your gear, letting you swap out your mood, flex your humor, or just remind people who's boss.

✅ 100% VELCRO® Compatible – Sticks to any loop surface, so swap it out as often as your mood changes.
✅ Fast & Easy Style Change – No sewing, no hassle, just slap it on & go.
✅ The Perfect Fit – 3” x 2” patches that make a statement without taking over the show.

Express yourself in an instant. Your gear, your rules.

PATCH SPECS

Small But Mighty – Just Like Your Comebacks

✔ 3” x 2” Size – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay sleek.
✔ Built to Last – Made from 100% polyester, because you don’t have time for flimsy gear.
✔ Hook Backing That Sticks Like a Champ – Fully compatible with any VELCRO® loop surface.
✔ Clean-Cut Look – Finished with a sleek black merrowed edge—because details matter.

You bring the attitude, we bring the patches.

PATCH CARE

Keep Your Patch Game Strong

🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.
🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.
🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.
🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing.

Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.