The Alibi

Some backyard tournaments require a little extra intimidation before the first bag is even thrown. This design is for the player who brings zero apologies and a whole lot of attitude to the tailgate. The artwork featured in bitch-in-trunk.jpg pairs a sleek, brushed rose gold background with a hilariously unhinged threat that lets your opponents know exactly who they are dealing with. The elegant cursive and crisp modern text create a completely unexpected contrast with the ruthless message.

Whether you are hosting a spicy girls weekend, bringing the heat to a neighborhood block party, or just setting up in the garage with your best friends, these boards are guaranteed to start conversations. It is the ultimate statement piece for the person who loves a cold drink, a highly competitive game, and a perfectly executed joke. Your friends will definitely laugh, but they will also probably double check your scoring just to be entirely safe.

Upgrade your current backyard setup with a premium vinyl wrap for regulation size cornhole boards that perfectly matches your unapologetic personality. Forget the boring stripes and generic logos. Grab a drink, pick your partner wisely, and let everyone know you are strictly playing to win. Just remember to keep a straight face when they ask where you were last night.